Ello has clearly marketed their way to 35,000 signups an hour and ‘press love’. I got an invite a few hours ago and I am, as usual, fulfilling my duty of informing the public: move on folks, there’s nothing special here.

Ello is a social network that is simply banking on “privacy policies”. I’ll keep my text to a minimum and use GIF images to get my word across. Decide for yourselves. Oh and I am also giving away 4 Ello invites.

Ello GIF Animation [13 MB]

Ello sucks

Invite Codes

1. what-sure-continued

2. question-violent-no

3. canary-dream-saythats

4. say-itll-vipig

Conclusion

You saw it all. That’s all there is to it. Enjoy.